Elmo was trying to decide what his favorite letter was in the book I was reading to Presley. He thought it might be "J" because "jokes" starts with a "J," and Elmo loves jokes, like this one:
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
Until this morning, here was Presley's version of that joke:
P1: Knock Knock.
Me: Who's there?
P1: Boo Who.
Me: Boo Who Who?
P1: Don't cry.
Well this morning while we were waiting in the car line for her teacher to come get her, she told me a new knock-knock joke:
P1: Knock Knock.
Me: Who's there?
P1 (Staring out the window of my car, looking for something): Ummmmmmmmmm, CAR!
Me: Car who?
P1: Don't cry.
Once again, cracked me up! ! ! ! ! !
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