Monday, April 18, 2011

Manipulative

I found this definition online word for word:

manipulative - skillful in influencing or controlling others to your own advantage; "the early manipulative techniques of a three-year-old child"

Here is an example of the early manipulative techniques of MY three-year-old child:

P1: Daddy can I have that?
(It was a pretty princess pack with Disney princess plastic rings, princess hair ties, princess bracelets, etc.  As I picked it up to look at it, I noticed there was also a Dora the Explorer version just like it except with Dora instead of the Disney princesses.)
Me:  Yes you can, but look.  Here is a Dora one.
P1:  Dora!
Me:  Do you want the Dora one or the princess one?
P1:  I want both of them.
Me:  You can't have both.  Pick one.  Dora or Princess.
P1:  Both.
Me:  You can't have both of them.  You can get one or you can get zero.  How many do you want? One or zero?
P1:  Two.
Me:  Presley, I'm serious.  You can't have both of them.  You get one of them or you don't get either.  Which one do you want?
P1:  Dora.
(I hand her the Dora one)
P1:  Daddy?
Me:  Yes Presley?
P1:  Can you get the princess one for Paxten?
Me:  No Presley.  Paxten doesn't want it.
P1:  But she does.
Me:  No she doesn't.  You're just trying to get both of them aren't you?
P1:  Yeah! (Smiling)

It cracked me up.  I love my three-year-old child!

1 comment:

  1. And I always thought between me & my sons, I was the one that knew how to manipulate my sons to get them to behave the way I thought they should. At 3, it's the other way around for you? Hmmmm - you could be in for it! Maybe not, you probably learned manipulation skills from your mother. It's not as bad as it sounds - you're just using manipulation to get them to have the values you think are best. It's a parent's job, right?

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